Wednesday, April 21, 2010

A Wednesday Morning

A bus driver brighten my day by greeting everyone who boarded his bus. Such a nice day to start with. But after one stop, an old couple boarded the bus. A kind-hearted man gave up his sit for the old couple. The old aunty never thank this man and start to curse and swear on her husband once she sat down. There goes my day....

Monday, April 19, 2010

The Art of Writing

It has never been an easy job for me to write. But sometimes i'll have this feeling to write down bits and pieces of stuffs that happened to my daily life. Due to my goldfish memory. Heehee. Hopefully when i aged, i have something to recall on. So i can tell some old grandmother stories.... Infact nonsenses....

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Dear Readers

You will experience there will be a drop in Eng vocab used my blog. Haha... Cause i'm continuing writing all the new stuff....Do stay tuned.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Morning lizard

If you've ever been on a train in Singapore during peak hour, you're one of a million who'll know what I'm talking about. Most folks lucky enough to board a train that's already bursting with bodies start their day as lizards... their faces, palms and sometimes whole body stick tightly against the glass doors. But if you consider the alternative, I'd rather press up against the back of a lizard than risk going lip-to-lip.

"Would you 'taxidermy' your loved one?"

My friend's tenant's cat died. An adorable Persian. It was so sudden that we were all shocked. And he was really cute. It got me thinking... What if it was your loved one? How about getting a taxidermy so you can have him forever?

WORD OF THE DAY
taxidermy|ˈtaksəˌdərmē|noun
the art of preparing, stuffing, and mounting the skins of animals with lifelike effect.

Coming up next...

Look out for my regular columns:
Shop with Susan (buy cheap, look class!)
Tales from the carriage (mad, mad people)
Susanisms (my word of the day)

I'm a sausage

The scenario: An email war.
The armies: Two unmentionable ones.
The result: I'm caught in the middle.

I feel like a sausage.

Porsche belly

Once I thought I saw a rising Channel 8 star. Getting out of a Porsche. I wanted to see who the driver was. So I looked. And I saw a man driving his Porsche with his belly. 'Nuff said.

I'm so noisy today

With my newfound vocab, it's pretty amazing to amaze people. From discovering my "morbid" imagination, to a love for the occasional "chic" coffee, to describing scenes of DOMs "caressing" carelessly, and hands that "linger" too long where they shouldn't... sometimes the right word can elicit as much laughter as a story. While this need for incessant chatter has never interfered with my (high) productivity level at work, one thing's clear... I could never work in a library.